6. The Waffle Taco
Desperate to get their hands on the fast-food breakfast crowd, Taco Bell debuted this monstrosity: sausage and eggs folded into a soft, handheld waffle, with a side of “maple” syrup meant to be drizzled gluttonously on top. Because EVERYbody puts syrup on their sausage and eggs. Guaranteed to make your hands toddler-sticky for the rest of the day.