The twenties just ain’t what they used to be. The age, that is, not the era in history. At any rate, it’s a brave new world and it seems like we’re all taking more time to grow up and grow old. But like it or not, the bell tolls for all of us at some point, and we all have to leave the magical wonderland of our 20’s to enter our 30’s. Some people say your 30’s are truly the best years of your life, where you really have your stuff together and can enjoy your life for what it is, instead of being in a constant state of panic about what you’re doing with your life. Other people never want the party to end and dread the end of their 29th year like a guilty man dreads the day his verdict is given. Whichever side of the coin you’re on, you’ll know that your 30’s are barreling down on you by these twenty tell-tale signs:
1. You Have All Sorts of Reactions to Food That You Never Had Before
Suddenly, avocados give you the runs and tomatoes give you heartburn. Once, you could eat seven burritos in a row and run a marathon the next day. Now, Indian food puts you out for two days. At least.